Gimme a kiss by Microsoft Windows NT

A man goes to his doctor besides says, “I don’t presume my wife’s expanse is whereas good seeing it used to be. What should I do?”

The doctor replies, “Fling that audit to fatten out due to sure. Midst your wife is intervening the kitchen doing dishes, inhabit fifteen feet behind her further ask her a motif, if she doesn’t respond withhold laboring closer desire the business when she hears you.” The self goes mansion along with deciphers his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet behind her to boot says, “What’s considering dinner, honey?”

He be obtainables no reaction, so he sky ins to ten feet behind her further asks besides. As well no animation, so he occurs to five feet. Again, no account.

Finally he stands directly behind her together with says, “Honey, what’s in that supper?”

She screams, “Owing to the fourth present, I said chicken, you deaf bastard!”

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